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[NightmarePatrol]

When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, 2nd grader Sarah Smith turned in the drawing shown below.  Sarah's teacher was surprised, because Mrs.. Smith had always seemed like a conservative woman.  She sent a note asking for clarification as to the picture's meaning.

Mom's response

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had.  Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it.  Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.  From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith   

[CindyLouWho]

Well, she is naked in the picture.

[TiFeMb]

Well, she is naked in the picture.

So are the people with the money. They look like dudes...I think.

[lifefeedsonlife]

They've all got flat tops . . . maybe they're off base? I like her hair though. It's big enough to be a dancer's.

(doh! Sorry, bh!)

[bighair80s]

hey hey hey.... watch about the hair cracks..  haha

actually, it looked like a big axe to me. ?? i thought, what on earth is she standing on an axe for... haha..