Topic: 7 Million People Direct Descendants Of Single Smooth-Talking Ancestor (Read 469 times)

NightmarePatrol · « **on:** July 14, 2009, 10:12:15 PM »

This guy is not one of my relatives, though I wish I had could possess some of those skills.

lifefeedsonlife · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:58:05 AM »

Couple centuries from now, they'll have the same study and it'll trace back to Wilt Chamberlain.

bighair80s · « **Reply #2 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:39:39 AM »

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Emmanuel Chereskin, a biologist at the University of Rochester, said the genetic marker also produces some unique secondary phenotypes among those who carry it. These include long, flowing hair; superior whistling skills; and especially muscular arms and shoulders that may facilitate long bouts of casually leaning against walls. Gwilym's descendants have also been shown to produce a strong and intoxicating natural musk.

"These individuals are extremely adept at feigning interest in even the most tedious topics," said Chereskin, referring to an experiment in which men who carry the marker were asked to listen to an attractive woman talk at length about plans for her sister's upcoming wedding. "Additionally, when properly cued, they will reflexively spin subtle innuendo from even the most banal phraseology."

sounds like a "BS'r that smells like a goat, looks like a goat, and whistles like a groundhog... and not very dang interesting either....

i forgot to add lazy, (long bouts of leaning on walls, lol)

"according to a study"... lol

NightmarePatrol · « **Reply #3 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:53:23 AM »

Well, remember... this came from theonion.com.

bighair80s · « **Reply #4 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:55:17 AM »

well, then it really could be a goat...

shortcircuit · « **Reply #5 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:26:27 PM »

Oh great.... now all those one night stand guys can really claim it's in their jeans, er, i mean genes, er, wth do i mean again?

E-L Man · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:46:55 PM »

Easy SC,,, It won't be long now! Coffee date coming soon Sweetie.

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NightmarePatrol

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