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[E-L Man]

Well I haven't thought about food since my late lunch.  I'm attacking my third bedroom finally.  I'll have a ton of garbage tomorrow if I can get it to the curb.  That could be a different story!

 
You take all the fun out of bad weather!   

[gator]

Random Thoughts for the Day     
        1.   I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.

      2.   Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

      3.   I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
was younger.

      4.   There is great need for a sarcasm font.

      5.   How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

      6.   Was learning cursive really necessary?

      7.   Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

      8.   I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

      9.   I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.

      10.   Bad decisions make good stories.

      11.   You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive
      for the rest of the day.

      13.    I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want  to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I
      swear I did not make any changes to.

      14.   "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash
this -- EVER!

      15.   I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
      voicemail.  What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and
run away?

      16.   I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

      17.   A 4-year old son asked me the other day, "what would happen if
you ran over a ninja?" How do I respond to that?

[lifefeedsonlife]

: )

[NightmarePatrol]

Ant now for something......................... completely different.

MINI DADDY (ADRIANSITO) EL NIÑO MAS BONITO

I don't like the message it sends to kids though.

[Mr. Ripley]

As many of you know, I have been unemployed for quite some time.

I saw this job on Craigslist Youngstown today.

I am going to apply and put Abe Lincoln, Edgar Allen Poe and Stevie Ray Vaughn as professional references. This may be my big break!!!   
 
Mr R

[Zipper]

I'd call Jon Edwards.

[Kimmi]

No they just don't want to spend the $$$ to bring in Chip Coffey!  He's the best!

[Kimmi]

Another day off of school tomorrow.  Another make-up Saturday.  That is the only bummer about year round school.  Our make-ups are on Saturday.  But they are only half days!!

[NightmarePatrol]

Make-ups on Saturday? Gads. They pad the schedule here with quite a few hurricane days. Those turn into teachers workshops or some other official sounding boondoggle.

[Kimmi]

Well with a year round schedule, there is no time when we can make it up because there are students in each classroom at all times.  We have to use the weekends.  It is ok since it is only until 12.  No lunch or breakfast is served on those days.  I get a lot accomplished actually.  Attendance is pretty good too.

[Puffin]

I am going to apply and put Abe Lincoln, Edgar Allen Poe and Stevie Ray Vaughn as professional references. This may be my big break!!!   

Don't forget Ron & Nancy Reagan. They might be Republicans!!

[Zipper]

[Puffin]

thats a statement of the times Zip

[Amidala]

Good one, Zip!

[Zipper]

In my email today:

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?