Local Interest > Northwest Pennsylvania
A kind, but very late gesture.
NightmarePatrol:
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.
Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."
GROK:
With "Beer Goggles" in full force, I ponder whether he was actually attempting resuscitation or perhaps just mistook the unfortunate marsupial for another in his, no doubt, long line of animal appearing "girlfriends" (albeit deader than usual)
precisionpest:
as alot of you can figure, i have been intoxicated some times. but i would NEVER attempt to give mouth to mouth to a possom!!! he may well have been plying that & those are MEAN critters!!!!!!!! lol!
shortcircuit:
The joke down in this area is "at least he broke up with the sheep first!"
CindyLouWho:
Hey SS, good to see ya. Where are you hiding?
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