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[NightmarePatrol]

 PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

[GROK]

With "Beer Goggles" in full force, I ponder whether he was actually attempting resuscitation or perhaps just mistook the unfortunate marsupial for another in his, no doubt, long line of animal appearing "girlfriends" (albeit deader than usual)

[precisionpest]

as alot of you can figure, i have been intoxicated some times. but i would NEVER attempt to give mouth to mouth to a possom!!! he may well have been plying that & those are MEAN critters!!!!!!!! lol!

[shortcircuit]

The joke down in this area is "at least he broke up with the sheep first!"

[CindyLouWho]

Hey SS, good to see ya.  Where are you hiding?

[shortcircuit]

Well hun, I moved.  I'm not in Meadville any longer.  I've been back home in Punxsy/Dubois area now since around the middle of February. 

[NightmarePatrol]

Jeez, I don't recall you saying anything about that SC.

[CindyLouWho]

Well I got the feelin' you'd be movin' from a couple comments here and there.  I know it's been a tough year and being with family can be healing.   Hope you're doing well.  Stop by more often!

[precisionpest]

ditto  to you SC!!!