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[CindyLouWho]

Not a problem at all for my friend Lock.    His wife is still quite the hottie imo.

[lifefeedsonlife]

No happy finish for these two:

http://meadvilletribune.com/breakingnews/x1617552552/Tokyo-Spa-employees-face-prostitition-charges

[CindyLouWho]

I wondered when I read this:

"The women were arraigned late this afternoon on charges of prostitution for allegedly performing sexual acts for money on undercover police officers."

Really?

[NightmarePatrol]

What about the cops? Did they get a happy ending?

[lifefeedsonlife]

That was either poorly written or the cops have a better job than I thought!

[GROK]

LOL that reminds me of a South Park episode where an overly enthusiastic police detective dresses up as a female prostitute to stop prostitution and of course arrests the "Johns" only AFTER he performs all manner of "services" to/for them.

[E-L Man]

No problem with older women!
I just got a thing about riding buses tho. 

[Puffin]

Should I call IT?
 

[Amidala]

Watched "It's Complicated" this evening; definitely a laugh-out-loud-with-tears-in-my-eyes-movie.

[NightmarePatrol]

20 Signs That You Have Grown Up

1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
2. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
3. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
4. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 pm.
5. You hear your favourite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
8. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
9. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
10. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

11. You go from 120 days of vacation time to 14.
12. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
14. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
15. You are the one calling the police because those darn teenagers next door won't turn down the stereo.

16. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
17. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
18. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
19. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
20. You keep more food than soda drinks in the fridge.

[CindyLouWho]

Good Lord it's too true, lol

[Zipper]

Oh crap... I've grown up. How did it happen?

[Kimmi]

My sister's profile picture on Facebook. 

[lifefeedsonlife]

Cat Playing "I Spy"

[lifefeedsonlife]

After George Carlin - this fellow is my favorite comedian.

Hilarious piano sketch