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[NightmarePatrol]

Sometimes reality is just funnier

From MYFOXDFW.COM

DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.

The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.

According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.

A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, "Are you ready to die?"

The alleged victim called police and the suspect fled, the report stated.

Officers found no visible injuries on the woman, who refused medical attention.

It was not immediately clear if police arrested the suspect.

No further information was available.

[CindyLouWho]

You find that in the comic strip section?

[Amidala]

Victor Borge....

[E-L Man]

A suspect has already been fingered!

[gator]

I wonder if the Police...will ever Crack this case... ...or at least put a Finger on it... ...

Now that is funny   

[gator]

A suspect has already been fingered!

or this      

[lifefeedsonlife]

Argument Clinic

[Zipper]

That was fun.

[Puffin]

Good one Ko

[Spicoli]

[pinball]

Thought this was kinda funny.  They do cover a good part of the state!
 
 

Pennsylvania Guys by Sloppy Secondz (California Gurls Parody)

 
 

[Puffin]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto PG-Rated  The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?
    The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo crap. Someone stole the tent." 

[E-L Man]

Lone Ranger and Tonto are leisurely riding along out on the desert and Lone Ranger sees all this dust rising from the north and from the west and from the east and the south. They rein up and Lone Ranger says to Tonto " Looks like we are in trouble, we are  surrounded by Indians". Tonto says "What do you mean  we,,,,White Man"?
 
 

[NightmarePatrol]

[lifefeedsonlife]

Buster Keaton - The date