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[NightmarePatrol]

[Zipper]

ITALIAN CHRISTMAS TIME

[lifefeedsonlife]

Well - the very last part didn't make me laugh . . . .

Miss TSA Pin Up Calendar 2010

[NightmarePatrol]

The original pictures used for this were done a few years ago, but I can't remember by who and for what exact purpose (art?)  It is interesting to see the entire skeleton in the poses though. The last part? Not funny at all!

[NightmarePatrol]

Sometimes it's just best to not have the guests on TV try out the merchandise.

Host blows turkey...caller.

[lifefeedsonlife]

Well - maybe just this one time.

[E-L Man]

Sometimes it's just best to not have the guests on TV try out the merchandise.

Host blows turkey...caller.

 
She's very good tho! 

[lifefeedsonlife]

Heh . . . heheh . . . heheheheheheh

Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version

[E-L Man]

Yep! Damn that was fascinating. I felt like dancing also.   

[NightmarePatrol]

Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

[Zipper]

TSA Christmas Song - Roxi Copland

[lifefeedsonlife]

An email my Dad's Wife sent me - she tends to prefer the droll:
 
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC  SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
 
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
 
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
 
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
 
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother...
 
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
 
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
 
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
 
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
 
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
 
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
 
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

[NightmarePatrol]

Not quite lift-off, but close!

Donald Trump hair flopping at patriots jets game

[CindyLouWho]

With that kind of money, you'd think he'd get something permanent......something nice, ya know? 

[lifefeedsonlife]

Didn't make me laugh - but made me smile.

My daughter came out of her room this morning and didn't reach for the TV remote - but picked up a book. She's developing a fine habit.